I was filled with a pride to be asked by the depraved members of the
Schlapentickle Family to design their coat of arms, along with lettering for their name, for their forthcoming burlesque/musical tour (which I believe is how they’ve taken to referring to their perpetual run from the law).
As you can see, I adhered to the traditional imagery of this storied clan: Argent, on a riding crop sable bendwise a quill argent bendwise reversed, charged with an S sable. I can’t wait to see it printed on women’s underwear!